I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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