guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
the raccoons are back...
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