But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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