Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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