If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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