it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm too high and old for this...
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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