If i come over, it means nothing
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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