nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I would ride that face into the sunset
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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