We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
it's great music for shaving your balls
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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