Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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