you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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