That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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