So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
