just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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