after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
did you just send me my own nude
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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