Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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