I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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