have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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