i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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