Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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