he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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