I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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