Have you finally orgasmed yet?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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