i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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