Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
