: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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