Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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