please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We left the knife in your bed.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
