I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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