Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
