it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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