if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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