you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
In other news, I just burned my penis
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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