I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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