She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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