i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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