This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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