just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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