Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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