Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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