Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize