You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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