He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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