my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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