I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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