I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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