I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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