ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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