And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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