I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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