five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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