his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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