I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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