That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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